- Your daughter complains her plaits are too tight. To be honest, she should be grateful you don't stitch them in. Oh, and while we are on the subject of hair, you call the detangler spray 'Mane and Tail'
- Instead of asking your children to do things, you command them. Also, when getting them to hurry up you say "trot on"
- You will quite happily, and casually talk about worming and de-licing your children.
- You think the key to happy, healthy children is plenty of food and decent turnout. Also, routine is important - for horses and children.
I'm sure I'm not the only one!